My text inbox is getting very full, but I don't want to delete most of the messages, so i'm going to write them here where no one will read them.
Kati:
Oh cuteness. I have a toothbrush. It's... Quite nice. Pleasant enough. I smell oranges.
Mum: (with reference to Varndean interview):
Excellent - was hoping it'd be confidence boosting! I'll come with you to Lewes if you like- ... think you're a very clever and wonderful girl and am very proud of you.
Did (same):
Everybody wants you because you're wonderful - imagine how nice Blatch would be to you!
Oli (with reference to Snaps):
Hope you enjoy them and I love you too very much!
Joe Bardy:
I run from anything that's not a crumpet, dorito or bacon.
Tron (after he poked me over a wall):
Don't fall over.
Hammy (after long conversation about rape and how it's ok if you say "suprise"):
Suprise.
Kati:
Aw laptop went. Had an awesome convo tonight...soberness, pretty girls, synchronised song playing and 'terminally single' for the world...HOLD YOUR JAR!
(goodtimes=D)
Kati:
... Monroe loves you.
=.) Monroe for lifeee!
Fi (while reading New Moon):
Omg! Edward is such a wanker, I can't believe he left! Wht hasn't he come back yet!!!!!!!
Oli:
....I felt thinks click a lot better since we had gone to Ludlow.
Millie:
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
Dad:
Where's the cellotape?
Kati:
I see... why do you have your mother in your pocket?
OK. I just accidentally walked onto an escalator.
Dad:
Very likely that if you blew up a house it will end up a bit bent.
Kati:
You are me and I am you yet together we are still different people. How do I know this? Because I am wearing striped jeans.
I am trying to work out why people are soemtimes turned on by politicians.
Tron:
Quick question: would the boxers have Sky+?
Dad:
Dear diary: week 3. Things v good. Saw some cling film yesterday - bought it.
Happy birthday to the indisputable top cat.
That's a nice grin. Anyway you're a good rider.
Laura (nb: we were together when she sent this):
Hello cat! How are you? Sitting there eating chocolate you fatty. I love you xxx
Georgina:
Thanks Cat, it's another world up here, beautiful. The horses look so happy and calm. Cat keep at the riding you have a natural talent most don't. Take care
Mike:
You kill someone again? What did I tell you about killing people?
So then I says, don't put the cat in the bag, put it in the sink!
Good for the horse, bad for the carrot. Proverb!
Laura (giving me her number):
Oh my god it's cat! Hehe you puppy. I love you...guess who xxx
Kati:
I am standing on a carpet. It is good.
Mike:
Did I tell you Ed did that dance in only his pants? It was hillarious.
I'm gonna get a ukelele tomorrow! Why? Because I can!
Oli:
Well I'm not sure what you mean but I'm not suprised we're still together as I find there's something about you that I can't go without and Ilove you ever so!
Livvie:
HUGS.
Tron:
We're discussing television boxers, and you're worried about distractions?
Pod:
(somewhere near the giant's causeway) "like all hotels it had some problems with service - one day half the kitchen fell into the sea."
Kristina:
Wonder what Goulash would be like in hell he'd probably bite the devil's butt.
Dad:
On the door in reception - 'please keep door closed when entering or leaving' - ?
Reply: Maybe they want you to walk through it?
Guess so, but there is a handle.
Mike:
o= I saw you at the bus stop! Graham says he likes men.
...
Graham says he will pick them up at 7.
Trev:
My hovercraft is full of eels.
=)